Dear Mr. Stevenson,
It's Jade, the annoying little philosophy student you had in junior year. I don't know if you remember me, but you're the only one I know who might understand what I'm feeling. Honestly, I'm in a crisis. I just finished my first semester, second year. I decided to major in magic. It was against the wishes of my parents, obviously. And like, 5 years ago it would have sent me to the psych ward to say something like that to a student councilor.
It was the most interesting thing...